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SUMMARY:Siege Perilous - Three Wise Goblins
DESCRIPTION:5 pm EST is goblin hunting time! \n\nWith apologies to anyone of a poetic nature\, anyone who actually likes “We three kings” and anyone who is offended by drunken goblins. Oh\, and that guy over there who is always professionally offended. YOU know who you are! \n  \nWe three goblins of the Abyss are\nSmelling ghastly we burp from afar\nFouling fountains\, littering mountains\,\nLooking for the nearest bar \nO Bar of Eodon\, open all night\nBar with pirate brandy blight\nMoonshine flowing\, all things knowing\,\nDrink makes us think we’re right! \nBorn goblins of underground plain\,\nIt stinks below\, but we can’t complain\,\nThinking slightly\, planning lightly\nBehold my two-celled brain! \nO Bar of Eodon\, on mountain’s height\,\nBar with buccaneer grog so right!\nLiquor flowing\, now we’re going\nto drink and throw up all night! \nGoblins wise\, you’ll know us by name\,\nOur boasts are a thing of fame\,\nWe can’t write\, and we can’t read\,\nBut we think we’re wise all the same! \nO Bar of Eodon\, bar of booze\,\nOur brains are pickled\, not much to lose\,\nAs we goblins party\, ever hearty\,\nNow to lie down for a quick snooze \nGoblins wise\, well-read are we\,\nAlthough we don’t know our ABC\nBoasting\, lying\, scheming\, prying\nBelieve all we say\, will ye! \nO Bar of Eodon\, bar well stocked\,\nCute barmaid with her ale-stained smock\,\nNo fool she\, not fooled by we\,\nShe hit me with a lumpy rock! \nGoblins now\, from the bar are banned\,\nThrown out the door\, cap in hand\,\nPuking\, sighing\, screaming\, crying\,\nThis wasn’t what we planned! \nOn to the lands possessed of men\,\nLands with fresh taverns to raid again\,\nWe will drink soon\, we will fight you\,\nWise goblins arise again! \n  \nWow\, you read this far down?  Amazing! Ok then… \nWhat you need to know: \n\nLegend has it that\, at this time of year\, three wise goblins will come seeking… something. Even they don’t seem to know what. Probably a good fight.\nGates to the EM Hall will appear in the hour before the event.\nNo guard zone events here. Come prepared to die\, and possibly to be looted.\nThat’s about it. And apologies if you now have “we 3 kings” stuck in your head.
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LOCATION:Siege Perilous
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