Tis the season to be jolly – so I will be going from town to town, decorating banks with all sorts of sparkly things.

If you’d like to join in, offer suggestions, donate anything to be locked down at the bank, or just stand back and throw insults/snowballs/opinions on the deco, I’ll be announcing which town I’m desecrating – sorry, decorating, in general chat, starting at 5pm EST on Saturday 7th.