Since last month was a hit, you’re invited to do the same again! Gather as many sets of keys as you possibly can for your favourite peerless encounter – or maybe for one you’ve never done before – and we’ll go and beat it up. Several times, if you have enough keys. Remember, Peerless keys have an expiry date on them, so don’t drop them in the EM mailbox TOO early – or you’ll hear *poof* noises from the mailbox every now and then!

Who’d want to catch stones? They’re small, break your teeth, and have no taste at all. But still – kicking off the new fishing year’s contest, go and catch me the biggest stone fish you can! Drop your catch into the EM hall’s mailbox, and you could find your efforts preserved at the Hall of Champions! Stone fish. Eww. Crunchy. Anyway – It has been a whole year since we started the new fishing contest. That means it’s time to announce the winner of the Big Fish Contest! In third place was Mapario Naharis, with 181 stones. In second place was Sara Dale, […]

Siege Perilous has some amazing ladies. They work tirelessly, whether it’s helping newcomers, keeping the shard’s trade going, murdering unsuspecting villagers, or defending the weak or brainless. They deserve our respect. Some of them demand our respect. Some of them will kill you on sight if you don’t respect them!  it’s all about respect! So, I am asking all the tavern owners of Siege to help me get them utterly legless. That’s right folks – if you own or run a public tavern, inn, or any establishment of ill repute, I would ask you to drop a bag with the […]

Fishermen and women of Sosaria! You may want to wear 70 fire resist for this one! The prize catch of the month is the Fire Fish! Found steaming through the waters of Shame, this tasty little morsel is said to be capable of cooking itself, when tempted with the right sort of bait! I suggest sulphuric ash, or perhaps the scales of a dragon. So, go and see how big they grow! Go and cast your lines in the waters of Shame! And pay no heed to the legends of the most evil of PKs who live down there – […]

Bring me… a shrubbery!   No, no – I’ve got enough shrubs. What don’t I have… hmm.. how about a Fairy Salmon? That’ll do nicely. These tasty little guys can be caught in the waters of Ter Mur, and should be easy pickings for all our fine fishermen and women! Entries can be deposited in the mailbox at the EM Hall. The winner of April’s Fishing Contest was Lord Creeger, with a 195 Stone Giant Koi. That really is a giant! Well done, Creeger! Your fish is on display in the Hall of Champions!

Well, you all told me how much fun you had fishing up Giant Koi while searching for the Golden Tuna,  I thought I’d give you another chance! So, April’s fish is…. drumroll please… The Giant Koi!  Drop the biggest ones you can find into my mailbox! Winner to be announced at the start of next month’s competition! Wow, I’m glad I’m invulnerable. The winner of March’s competition was Sara Dale, with a 153 stone Spring Dragonfish!  I hope you won’t mind the more traditional trophy for this one, but I’m going for variety. If a fish CAN be mounted, it will […]

I have to admit, I didn’t think the Golden Tuna would draw as much interest as it did!  Was it the fish itself, or the new trophies, or something else that suddenly has all Siege’s fishermen and women charging all over the ocean, complaining bitterly about giant koi? *hides giant koi spawner behind back* There was also a very big Big Fish in the mailbox – so I’m glad you’ve remembered that part of the competition! I started these in July, so by the end of June, this year’s winner of The Big Fish contest will be declared! I’m not […]

This month, the contest winner will be whoever drops the largest golden tuna into the EM’s mailbox! The mailbox is at the EM Hall, 2 screens north of Britain moongate. So – get fishing! The winner will be decided on the last day of the month! A trophy for the winner will appear in the Reward Hall. If you’re curious, the orange/blaze gate outside the EM Hall leads to the Reward Hall.