You all know what this is. What? That guy at the back in the silly hat? You don’t?

*sigh*

There’s always one…

Ok, this is about enjoying happy hour in a rural setting – having a few drinks while the chickens merrily cluck about the place. All nice and peaceful, right?

Well, it was, until a severely inebriated alchemist tried the new imbuing methods on some turtle eggs, believing them to belong to giant chickens…  bring a large axe. And some ale.