Disclaimer:  Yes, I know it’s Christmas Eve. I also know that there are some of you who absolutely live for UO, and Siege Perilous’s community IS your family. There’s nothing whatsoever wrong with that. Anyone who says otherwise can go kiss a balron underneath the mistletoe.

So, there will be an event on Christmas Eve. Come along and see.  Here’s the rather loose plot:

A wandering hedge knight, a fallen paladin, came upon a herd of strange looking deer one day. As his armor was a bit rusty, and he was tired, he made far too much noise, and they all bolted – directly at him.

As he regained consciousness, and tried to remember who he was, a small sleigh passed by overhead. Glimpsing it, his addled mind tried to remember… tried…

“I am the Spirit of the Season! I am good old Saint Nick! I am Kris Kringle! I AM SANTA CLAUS!!!” He declared, leaping to his feet.

And off he went, to fulfil his destiny. Oh dear.

So, come along, and try to protect the realm from the rampaging not-a-santa, as he tried to squeeze down chimneys, and give fire elementals to all the good little boys and girls of Siege Perilous.

Ho ho ho oh no!