Someone has been stealing all our pumpkins!!!!

Bill the Farmer stood in his field, about to start harvesting this year’s bright orange crop. But, as he stood there, there was a “pop” next to him. He looked down, and saw a large hole in the ground where a pumpkin had been!

Next, pop. Pop. POP! POP POP POP!!!

Pumpkins vanished into the earth at an astounding rate!

Before Bill knew it, the field was empty, save for holes. Which were also empty.

This, as you may guess, left the ground in a less-than-stable state.

Sometime later, after Bill hauled himself out of the massive sink-hole that had developed right underneath him, he looked south, towards Britain. The king needed to hear about this. And, if neccesary, receive a right proper telling off. Pumpkins were supposed to be pulled UP at harvest time, not go down. It just wasn’t right. Not right at all.