Swab the mainsails! Raise the decks! Keel-haul the plank!

Whatever you think of pirates, they do have good taste in hats. So, tonight, we will attempt to relieve them of a few.

Gather at the EM Hall, and prepare for an evening of complete and utter chaos.

Someone who makes hats is called a milliner. We can’t guarantee to make you a millionaire tonight, but we’ll certainly try!