You all know what this is. What? That guy at the back in the silly hat? You don't? *sigh* There's always one... Ok, this is about enjoying happy hour in a rural setting - having a few drinks while the chickens merrily cluck about the place. All nice and peaceful, right? Well, it was, until a severely inebriated alchemist tried the new imbuing methods on some turtle eggs, believing them to belong to giant chickens...  bring a large axe. And some ale.

The town of Delucia is under attack by the minions of Muspelheim! Your help is requested!