And lo, it came to pass that a young tamer, new to his studies of the beasts of the realm, grew impatient, as the young do. After failing to tame a rabbit for the 47th time, he went to his wealthy elderly uncle, and convinced him to part with a substantial sum of gold. With this gold, he approached a travelling hunter, who had a caravan of wagons with cages on them, and bought many of his strange creatures. Being weak of mind, and bereft of brain, the apprentice began to command the creatures. They stood and stared at him, […]