So, we all know that Halloween didn’t go as planned. We have now determined that vile Krampus, calling himself “The Grinch” for some strange reason, stole all the loot before we could even see it.

So, the Grinch successfully stole Halloween. There are also unsubstantiated reports that some of you have found your Easter bunnies and eggs strangely missing, or replaced with nasty plastic novelties. So, he may have stolen Easter as well. Taverns around the land report thefts of Green Ale. There goes St Patrick’s Day.

That will not stand. But it seems obvious that he will set his sights on Christmas.

Elves have reported that Santa is missing – Mrs Claus is deeply distressed, and has no idea who will eat all the cookies she’s been baking.

So, on the 14th, gather, if you will, to put some joy back into the holidays, by taking it all away from Krampus.

Join us at the EM  Hall at 5pm EST. Bring a big stick with +5 thwacking on it.