You’ll never guess what’s happened. </sarcasm>

Go on. Guess. Yep. You’ve got it.

The Gargoyle Queen’s daughter has been kidnapped again.

This time, the only clues are a trail of slime, several dents in the floor where an obviously overweight villain has loitered, and a small statue of a putrifier.

*sigh*

Gather at the EM Hall for another round of returning the wayward “victim” to the Gargoyle Queen. I’m starting to suspect this is some strange type of dating service, but I could be wrong.