Once again, we’re going to be rampaging all over the countryside, digging great big holes, not bothering to fill them in, and disturbing peaceful creatures who never did anyone any harm until we came along and whacked them over the head with a shovel! Sound like your sort of thing? Then come and join us! You can join in or drop out at any point – we keep going so long as we have enough people to take on the chest guardians! Hunts take place in Felucca, Ilshnear, Tokuno and Malas, and each place has its own collection of […]

“He’s dead, sire.” “I see. What about Seer Pergitus?” “Dead, sire.” “Negotiator Frink?” “Very dead, sire. They’re still fishing pieces out of the moat, sire.” “Hrm. Peacemaker Phonix?” “Ah, I believe he’s dead too, sire.” “Are you sure?” “Very sure, sire. His head was found inside his favorite horn, and inside the head, his lute.” “So you are telling me that all our negotiators are dead?” “Yes, sire. Well, there’s still Commander Bhaltair, sire.” “No, no. He’s a good tactician, but his idea of negotiation is to hold a sword to the other party’s nose and start counting backwards. We […]

  Hi there! It’s been a year. Can you believe it? It seems like just yesterday that I started torturing you with Soulless Minions and insane Easter Bunnies! But, you survived. Mostly. Well, one or two of you survived. House hiders are the worst. But I’ll get you sooner or later. Nya ha ha ha ha ha! So, yes, it’s been a year. So, here’s your chance to tell me, in person, what you think. Bring it on – I can take it. I think I’ve proven that by now. Come along and tell me what you like, what you […]

This event will entirely depend on how the event on the 10th went. If you managed to negotiate peace, you’ll be finding out more about why the orcs attacked in the first place and… shhh! No spoilers! But if you didn’t manage to negotiate peace, then you’ll be facing a lot – well, a lot more – angry orcs. Orcs who want their homeland back. Orcs who feel that humans have spread across their land unchecked for much too long. Orcs who want their share of all the loot that’s been dropping across the land for the last 20 years… […]

What you need to know: The Siege Council is open to all. Anyone may attend. If you choose to attend, please note that this is a peaceful, roleplay event. Anyone who is not peaceful (i.e. attacking, stealing) will be thrown in the moat. Three dips in the moat is a guaranteed ban for the rest of the event. Fighting outside the council chambers is perfectly permissible, but keep it outside! Town governors are expected to attend or to send a representative and provide a report. Representatives of player-run towns are welcome to give a report.  

I have to admit, I didn’t think the Golden Tuna would draw as much interest as it did!  Was it the fish itself, or the new trophies, or something else that suddenly has all Siege’s fishermen and women charging all over the ocean, complaining bitterly about giant koi? *hides giant koi spawner behind back* There was also a very big Big Fish in the mailbox – so I’m glad you’ve remembered that part of the competition! I started these in July, so by the end of June, this year’s winner of The Big Fish contest will be declared! I’m not […]