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Publish 74.0 Comes to All Shards – 01/31


We will push Publish 74.0 to all shards during the next maintenance cycle, in the early morning of January 31.

Here are the complete notes for your reading pleasure, enjoy and see you in the game!

Publish 74.0


Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!

Yes, love is in the air so please celebrate this day with our gift to you to remember it. You will find a cupid statue in your packs and a cupid arrow. Use the arrow by double clicking and targeting anything mobile. The arrow will then retain the name of your true love. Use it wisely because this arrow will only work in the month of February. You will get your gift the first of February.

Live Arc Started

You will be noticing we have added town loyalty, please pick the town you are the fondest of, you can only have loyalty to one town. Starting this month and continuing thru September the UO Team and the EM Team have worked together to create something we are very excited about. So keep your ears and eyes open for the next phase in this adventure as we prepare in the coming months for our 15th Anniversary!

Bulk Order Revamp

  • Bulk Order Caching

    • NPCs will now allow cache up to 3 bulk order deeds for players
    • All BODs are limited to one every six hours; this is no longer dependent on crafting skill level
    • The system will “cache” up to 18 hours worth of BOD give outs
    • Players may claim all 3 deeds in quick succession
    • Turning in a BOD adds a new deed to the cache (up to 3)
    • Example: Log in after 18 hours and receive 3 deeds
    • Example: Receive 3 deeds, then turn in 3 filled deeds, and immediately receive 3 new deeds
  • Bulk Order Bribery

    • Players may now grease the palms of NPCs that give out Bulk Order Deeds
    • The NPC will accept a bribe from the player in order to upgrade a BOD to a better one

      • Upgrades: Quantity, Quality, Material
      • Can only upgrade completely empty deeds
    • NPCs will become more greedy over time and ask for higher bribes

      • Higher level deeds also require higher bribes
    • NPCs who are bribed frequently will come under Guild scrutiny, and stop accepting bribes for a short time
    • To start the process, select the Bribe context menu option on the NPC, and follow the instructions!

If you want to do normal runic crafting then be near a regular forge, if you want to use the Reforging Tool then you must be near a soul forge. To use the Re-Forging option of your runic tool you must have a minimum of 65 Imbuing skill. The higher your Imbuing skill the more options available to you.

  • Runic Re-Forging

    • For Stygian Abyss accounts, players may now use Runic Hammers to “re-forge” items
    • Re-Forging requires that the user use a Runic tool near a Soul Forge

      • Soul Forge bonuses DO NOT apply to Runic Re-Forging
    • If a Runic tool is used away from a Soul Forge, or by a non-entitle account, it behaves as a classic Runic crafting tool
    • Re-Forging Basics

      • Re-Forging requires a non-magical craftable item that is not made from special materials
      • Re-Forging will consume one or more charges from the runic tool to add magical item properties to the item
      • The user choose from a number of options to affect the results of the re-forging
      • Each option selected increases the charges required to perform the action
      • If no options are selected, the tool will add item properties randomly to the item, similarly to classic Runic crafting
      • The following options affect the result:

        • Powerful Re-Forging: causes the item to have slightly more magical power
        • Structural Re-Forging: causes the item to have more magical power, but the item will be Brittle

          • Fortified Re-Forging: causes the brittle item to have higher durability
        • Fundamental Re-Forging: causes the item to have significantly more magical power, but the item cannot be repaired. Its durability will be increased.

          • Integral Re-Forging: further increases the durability of the “cannot be repaired” item
        • Grand Artifice: guarantees that the resulting item will have one name, either a prefix or a suffix

          • Inspired Artifice: allows you to choose which name will be added to the item.
          • Exalted Artifice: guarantees that the item will have two names, both a prefix and a suffix

            • Sublime Artifice: allows you to choose a name to be added to the item. You must use both Inspired Artifice and Sublime Artifice in conjunction if you wish to choose both names to add to the item
      • Some options require other options to be set:

        • Fortified Re-Forging requires Structural Re-Forging
        • Integral Re-Forging requires Fundamental Re-Forging
        • Inspired Artifice requires Grand Artifice
        • Exalted Artifice required Grand Artifice
        • Sublime Artifice requires Exalted Artifice
      • Higher-level tools:

        • Have higher budgets for adding item properties
        • Grant more properties
    • Runic tools can be combined together if they are exactly the same type

      • Their charges will be combined into one tool
      • Only works if the resulting tool has 100 or less charges
      • To combine tools, double-click one tool while near a Soul Forge and target the other tool

Wrong Dungeon Revamp

  • Loot items from this dungeon now use the New Loot Generator
  • Mobs in Wrong can drop Mondain’s Legacy items, but not Gargoyle items
  • New and tougher mobs
  • Prisoner Escort: gain Compassion more rapidly by escorting prisoners out of Dungeon Wrong
  • Bedrolls: Search prisoners’ bedrolls to see what they’ve been up to
  • The Prison of Nightmares

    • You start in a cell in the center
    • Can you find your way through a maze of vanishing walls?
    • Watch out for the Jailor – he will put you back in your cell!
    • Find the treasure room and steal some enchanted items

      • Watch out, these items have a security enchantment
      • You must escape with the item to lift the enchantment that binds it to the treasure room
      • New Item Property: Assassin Honed (found on items in the treasure room) – A successful hit with a weapon will provide additional bonus damage based on the attacker facing the same direction as the target. The percentage of the damage is based on the weapons original swing speed. Ranged weapons have a 50% chance to proc.
  • New Stealables

Clean up Britannia – 4 new dyes

  •  Aura of Amber Pigment
  • Murky Seagreen Pigment
  • Shadowy Blue Pigment
  • Gleaming Fuschia Pigment

Looting rights distribution change

Healers, Tanks, and DPS will all be equally counted when receiving looting rights throughout the game.

Bard changes

Context menu updates:

  • Will now display the mastery path you are currently on.
  • Will allow you to switch masteries without having to re-do quests, once every 10 Minutes.
  • Initiating any mastery ability will update your mastery book with the new context menu.


Bug Fixes

  • Fixed the issue with the Dream Serpent not spawning in Ter Mur
  • HP, Stamina and Mana of duelist in the arena will be completely restored after the duel
  • The Christmas mats are now dyable with the standard dye tub, the furniture dye tub, natural dyes, tokuno dyes, and the clean up britiannia pigments. Please remember the square mat can only be dyed when in deed form.
  • Fixed the issue of the Christmas greeting card changing their from and to values
  • Fixed the issue of welcome mats blocking players from entering their homes with a single door.
  • When trading a pet the pet will now become frozen, an animal lore gump will be displayed and the pet has to be within 10 tiles of the owner.
  • Special Titles were added to the arena system.
  • Fixed the issue with how the garland hangs in the EC client
  • Siege should now have arena stones
  • Balanced will no longer  be given to throwing weapons with the new loot generator
  • Removed the Fireworks wand form the clean up items accepted
  • Immolating Weapon fir damage will now apply to each weapon hit instead of killing blow.
  • 10th Anniversary sculpture can now be turned with the interior decorating tool.
  • Mannequins will no longer be ejected from a house when the house private/public settings are adjusted.
  • Green Thorns can no longer be used in champ spawn areas containing sand terrain.
  • Players are no longer able to enter a negative balance in Sacrifice
  • Fixed an issue with SA Goblins spawning in stuck locations
  • Fixed an issue with the Lava Proof Hook, it should now attach correctly to the pole.
  • Owners cannot eject co-owner placed Mannequins from a house.
  • Magic Reflect will no longer flag you for reflecting non damaging spells.
  • Spectators can no longer invite duel participants to a party.
  • Removed a rogue cobblestone tile from the middle of the ocean.
  • In chat players can now use the players ID number to submit a harassment appeal
  • The Blood Drinker property will now spawn on items that are spawned with the new loot generator.
  • You will no longer lose compassion if you fail to rez a pet.
  • Bolts of cloth will auto stack in your inventory upon creation.
  • Fixed the issue with Transferring/copying gargoyle characters  losing racial flight ability.
  • Buff/debuff scripts will remove themselves properly when you stable/claim a chicken from their coop.
  • Players can no longer recall to their ships over loaded.
  • Spellbooks, runes, books etc will no longer be sent to the Cavern of Discarded when disposed of in a container.
  • You can now dye the following with Tokuno Dyes:  Slither, Night Eyes, Venom, Cloak of life, Cloak of Death, Cloak of Power, and the Conjurer’s Garb.
  • The general hotbar will default to cursor target instead of current target
  • Changed out the barstools in the Fisherman’s Brew Inn/Tavern
  • Scrolls of Alacrity have localized text for the Japanese players.
  • Players can now cancel an appeal that has been submitted.
  • In the EC client the scissor sound effect was fixed
  • Players on Siege and Mugen will no longer have to wait for mobs to spawn after using the valor virtue.
  • Draconic Orbs and Rare Serpent Eggs will no longer become stuck on the appropriate alters
  • Gardeners can now open the plant gump when the plant is in secured containers.
  • Players can now dry dock their ships when the deck is cluttered with bones that do not decay.
  • The reward from the “The Honor of the De Boors” quest is now labeled correctly “The Goblet of Celebration”.
  • Faction Town Sigils should now provide silver to the correct thief when it is returned to the Faction Town Sigil Monlith.
  • Evil Omen will now work with melee damage
  • If your criminal warning gump is off it will no longer appear when using the CurrentTarget macro.
  • With the New Loot Generator, weaker mobs now have a chance of producing unusually powerful items, rarely
  • Luck now has more influence on the power of items created by the New Loot Generator
  • Slayer item properties will now spear with greater frequency on items created by the New Loot Generator
  • Unraveling items looted from medium-level creatures in Shame will more often produce relic fragments


Classic client  7.0.23

  • Cliloc Changes


Enhanced Client  4.0.23

  • Cliloc Changes

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Legends “Gold Diggers” Claim Treasure Hunt Championship

   On Friday’s eve January 20th,  The Gold Diggers of Legends layed claim therein to the title and trophy of the cross shard treasure hunting championship; besting the Purple team and defending champions of Great Lakes. In a landslide victory the diggers won in grand fashion finishing well over ten minutes ahead of their rivals. With furious teamwork and precise tactics, the diggers took advantage of miscues and disconnects amongst their competitors en route to victory!
   Team Great Lakes ever gracious in defeat, resolved to finish their maps to the applause of all in attendance. Finishing the competition, the former champions congratulated those newly crowned, and wished them well in their first defense. Team Purple also requested the honor of a rematch if Legends is fortunate to hold onto the title for the forseeable future.

   All in all the night was a grand event to behold, win lose or draw everyone had a great time showed impeccable sportsmanship and represented their shard with great honor and humility. Both Legends and Great Lakes should be quite honored to call each team their respective representative! The Diggers of Legends enjoy the moment for now, for they know stiff opposition is forthcoming. They welcome any who wish to step forward and challenge their swiftness and cunning and look forward to the opportunity to showcase their skills, their team, and their home shard.

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Letter from the Franchise Producer

Hail Fellow UO Adventurers,

I wanted to take a few minutes, clear up some things I’ve been reading, and post my thoughts on Ultima, UO and our recently announced new title, Ultima Forever. I’m sure for many it was exciting to see we have more things in store for Ultima beyond just rereleasing the classics through GoG, setting up a history site for all things Ultima, and continuing to support UO as it hits a major milestone next month –its 15th anniversary. I’m sure for others though, questions were raised. Why is BioWare not putting more development effort into UO instead of wasting time on U4E? Why are they doing U4E instead of UO2?

Well, let me do my best to explain and assure you UO has exciting things to come with a passionate team behind it. First, it’s important to know that U4E was never built to compete with UO. In fact, they are two very different projects run by two different teams. We have a phrase here in the office that every generation deserves an Ultima game. It’s been far too long, and when we looked at the gaming landscape of today, and more importantly tomorrow, we birthed the concept behind Ultima Forever — an online RPG adventure game you play with friends as you quest to save Britannia and uphold the eight virtues to prove your Avatarhood.  Just as the classic Ultima titles of the past differ from UO, so is the same for U4E. This doesn’t mean either title distracts attention from the other. Mesanna and her crew of henchmen are driving towards some fun things for the upcoming 15 year anniversary. We have some new merchandise anniversary items in the works. See below for a sneak peek. Shhhhh… don’t tell marketing! 😉 

Lastly, for those interested in seeing a UO2.  No surprise announcements on that today, but what I will say by everyone continuing to support UO and Ultima Forever this is the kind of ammunition I need to convince the high level execs that the market is ready for more Ultima. So keep playing UO, follow us on Facebook, and show support for all things Ultima. If you get a chance, sign up for U4E at 


See you online,

Jeff “Gryphon” Skalski  

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Re-Forging Returns to TC and Origin


We will bring back ReForging to Test Center and Origin today, along with the mandatory Classic Client patch 7.0.23 and Enhanced Client patch 4.0.23.

These are the additional Publish notes:

  • If you want to do normal runic crafting then be near a regular forge, if you want to use the Reforging Tool then you must be near a soul forge.  To use the Re-Forging option of your runic tool you must have a minimum of 65 Imbuing skill.  The higher your Imbuing skill the more options available to you.
  • Concentration and Focus were removed from the options of the ReForging tool

Please note, that you are not able to transfer characters from or to Origin until the Publish is on all shards.

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Extended Shard Maintenance – 08/06

Update 12:10 pm EDT: All shards are back online.

We will be bringing down the west coast shards for an extended maintenance Monday the 6th of of August at 8am EDT. At this moment we expect the shards to be back online no later than 11am EDT.


  • Lake Austin
  • Baja
  • Napa Valley
  • Sonoma
  • Pacific
  • Origin

As always keep an eye on the Herald for updates regarding this maintenance.

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THE YEW TIMES – A Newspaper for Sosaria

Issue 3


Prankster Strikes Again
Law officials are on the lookout for the individual responsible for a recent prank, which left many with lower back injuries and hernias.  With the land being absent of a monarch for far too long, the miraculous appearance of a sword in a stone seems to have addressed the people’s cries for order.  Etched writing on the blade not concealed by the stone reads “Whosoever shall pulleth this sword from this stone shall become..”  There are few citizens of the land not familiar with the old tale of how a squire once won a kingdom by pulling a similar sword from a stone.  As word spread, the crowds began to gather, as determined individuals would try their hand at the task of drawing the sword, with no avail.  Disgruntled citizens finally descended upon the boulder with sledgehammers and pickaxes in hand, revealing that the sword was reinforced with several pieces of rebar and the remaining writing on the sword stating “Cheater!  LOL!”
Buccaneer’s Den Celebrates One-Thousandth Murder.
(Received by message in a bottle)
Citizens of Buc’s Den finally have something to cheer about; having hit an unprecedented one thousand murders within its borders. An official who asked to remain anonymous stated that many didn’t think that this day would ever come considering the slump in tourism over the last few years. The town’s most recent victim was found washed up on shore and there was some concern that the body may have drifted from somewhere else until the innkeeper, Stabby McGillicutty confirmed that the individual rented a room in his establishment the prior evening.  The town expects a reasonable turnout and plans are in order for a life-size cake in the shape and likeness of the victim to be sliced into pieces by celebrants.  Igor’s Men will perform vulgar sea shanties for the crowd and festivities will include a face-punching contest.  Event organizers ask that outsiders don’t stare or make inconsiderate comments about the residents’ many wooden legs and hooks as there are those very sensitive about these sorts of things.
Woman Maimed in Horrible Cat Washing Incident
Following a poor error in judgement, 87 year old Opal Mayhews of Yew was savaged by her 75 pound Siamese by the name of Snapping Pussy, when she attempted to give it a bath.  The elderly pensioner is recovering at the local healers and expected to regain consciousness in the next few days. 
Dawn Of The Dead
A potential disaster was likely averted today as the Yew town guard disrupted a ritual being performed by a circle of necromancers at Queen Dawn’s gravesite. The leader of the group explained that they were concerned about the recent incidents of violence and disorder due to the vacancy in the rulership of the land, and they were just addressing the issue by bringing the former queen back to the throne. The town guard released the group on the condition that they never attempt the ritual in the future. Captain Roderick of the guard stated that with the recent chaos in Yew, the last thing the townspeople needed is for their former beloved monarch to be going on a rampage and eating their brains.
Middle-Aged Wolf-Boy Saga Ends In Bitter-Sweet Resolution
Repeated attempts to assimilate 40 something year old wolf-boy into human society have ultimately failed, as adoptive parents resolve to return Reggie back to his pack in the wilderness.  “We have become so attached to him”, says adoptive mother, Joyce, “But, decades of living amongst wolves has ingrained in him certain behaviors that can’t be unlearned; like when he drags his hindquarters on the living room carpet.”  Reggie will be released early this week with a small number of well-wishers present.


The dungeon Covetous or what some call Mount Covetous is located within the Mountains of Avarice south of the mining town of Minoc.  The Mountains of Avarice was once a very profitable mining site for the collection of Blackrock and other valuable ores many years ago. The miners even unearthed an old tomb it is told. With the discovery of the tomb came pirates and thieves to the mines to search for treasure.
Over time the rogues had run out the miners from the mountain so they could continue to plunder uncontested. The current King of Thieves decided the mountain and its tunnels would be an ideal place to build a hidden fortress to rule over the thieves of the lands. The plans included a dining hall, and various quarters for the different ranks within the organization. Stealing certain desirable items would require special knowledge concerning those items and their locations, so a torture room and a prison was added as well. With an underground water source and a plentiful food supply from the surrounding woods, the mountain fortress became a hive of criminal activity.
With its nefarious reputation which became synonymous with greed itself, it was nicknamed ‘Covetous’ by the locals; a moniker which stuck until this very day. Unfortunately for the thieves, all good things finally came to an end when they had the misfortune of laying
their hands on a cursed artifact that damned them to forever walk the halls of their former home as its undead guardians.
Harpies have made their home near the entrance and can be seen venturing out at times in the search for food. It is rumored the the dungeon of greed has attracted a new visitor to it by the name of Cora the Sorceress when a rift opening into the void appeared within the dungeon.
Hooks Of The Sea
Since time immemorable, the oceans of our lands have brought us fish, dangers, and mystery. For years, sailors brought back tales of mysterious monoliths, leading to the discovery of the Serpent Pillars that lead to the Lost Lands. In days past, murders would use boats to roam the seas, preying on fisherfolk or miners, ransacking their ships’ and pillaging their goods. Since the building of the Floating Emporium, pirates have been roaming the waters once again to attack seafarers.
Gargoyles would design their own type of ship to better withstand attacks from the pirates as they transported their cargo across the oceans. Even the orcs, watching the battles from ashore would set about with plans for the construction of war vessels for the purposes of piracy and profit. Despite all the dangers, the fisherfolk would still venture out to catch thier fish in order to feed thier families and towns. Unbeknownst to many was the existence of an ancient society, which recently revealed themselves to the public. Through their years of efforts, they had devised clever ways of catching fish and documented the many species of crustaceans that thrive on the bottom of the oceans.
Their volumes of writings educated the people on the characteristics of the different types of fish and where they could be caught. Where did the Order of the Dragonfish come from? Where do they convene and study the things they do? This past week, they unveiled several new types of fish hook, previously unseen by the public. These items seem to possess specialized magical properties, wearing out after so many uses. I wonder if these Fish Monger’s know what is behind the recent phenomena alarming sailors; the ships and traps that are sucked below the waters surface, and the titanic difting shadows passing below that have unerved even the most veteran mariner.


Spoiled Food is a Thing of the Past
Are you tired of spoiled food?  Have you had enough of over-salted meats and fish?  Do your leftovers end up being throwaways?  Then put those days of food poisoning and unpalatable fare behind you with Etherware.  Etherware is the revolutionary sealable food storage system that utilizes ethereal forces to lock in freshness, because etherware generates a static bubble of inert time to prevent spoilage and keep food protected from diabolical chaos entities that prey on innocent foods.  Don’t be fooled by expensive second hand storage like crates or bags or you’ll just end up with egg on your face.   Reach for the patented food storage system with the Etherware Seal and look forward to many countless days of tasty leftovers.
Smart Home Protection
If you are like me, you are probably tired of inadequate home protection while you are away.  Maybe you’ve had an unfortunate experience returning home, only to be attacked at the door by one or more merciless cutthroats.  Some homeowners invest in expensive and unsightly traps only to find them sidestepped by the more clever killer.  And Monster statue deterents?!!  That’s just kids stuff!!  That is why I developed the only natural murderer solution that received 4 stars from Militant Homeowner Magazine.  Using an exclusive crossbreeding method we have created a plant that has the fullness of a large hedge, the elegance of a wisteria bush and the ferocity of a swamp tentacle.  We call it the Anti-Murder Bush or the Ambush for short.  There is no need to be concerned over rancid bodies littering your property because the Ambush consumes them for vital nutrients releasing a fragrant, fruity aroma that perfumes the air.  And there is no reason to be worried about the safety of yourself or your family, because the Ambush is very selective in its feeding habits and only consumes the offal of humanity.  So, why just buy one?  The Ambush can be found where plants and landscaping goods are sold.
Captain Decamp
When you need to fill your lantern or lamp
Reach for the oil by Captain Decamp.
Decamp’s fish oil burns much stronger,
than other oils when the nights get longer.
Captain DeCamp Fish Oil. Burns longer. Burns safer.
One bottle lasts 2 whole months.


Shipmates Need For Special Mission
Captain Dantes is looking for a crew of 14 doughty mariners who will accompany him on a special mission. Candidates should have a cast iron stomach, a will of steel, and a bladder of some strong material like steel that is not subject to rust as iron does. Particular desired skills are sailing, cannon operation, harpooning, and swimming if necessary. The good captain will discuss the details of the mission as he reviews prospective candidates at the Modest Damsel Inn in New Magincia this week.


Dear Tabi,
I am just a guy looking for a little peace and quiet.  I used to live next to some broad who turned her house into some sort of parrot sanctuary, and I started looking for greener pastures.  After finding a nice isolated locale, I enjoyed a brief period of peace.  That is until one of ‘those guys’ moved in; you know, the homeowner whose house walls are made of cascading water.  Not only is it an obscene waste of water, but it looks absurd.  Not only do I have problems getting to sleep with the noise next door, but I have to get up three times a night to pee.  What does a guy have to do to get himself some peace.
Going over the edge.
Dear Over the Edge,
I empathize with you over the current situation though it could be worse…  Imagine the waterfall being a gigantic bird bath for the parrots…  Lots of sqawking and ungodly amounts of bird droppings everywhere.   Perhaps I am looking at the glass half full in saying that, but I would drop by the closest cotton field and make some legendary ear muffs in hopes of catching a few ZZZzzz’s.
Sweet Dreams,
Dear Tabi,
Recently, while doing the laundy, I discovered that several of my husband’s shirts had lipstick stains on the collars. When I confronted him on the issue, he dismissed my suspicions as foolish, as he said it was well known that malicious sprites and gremlins go about causing mischief and disharmony in happy households. Well, as out of character as it is for me, I dropped the issue for the time being. I first wanted to ask some close friends about this gremlin issue, but I was afraid of either being branded as naive or have my husband’s possible infidelity being the topic of gossip. Tabi, what should I do?
Getting Down and Dirty
Dear Down and Dirty,
I admire your candid and brave resolve. The Gremlins and Sprites of Sosaria have taken the wrap for alot of shenanghins. On their behalf, I thank you for taking a stand against the wishy washy cads that misrepresent them. Though, please do not mistake me as thier advocate.
I can surmise from your letter that you are far from naive and not content with the line your significant is trying to hand you. Sounds to me like he needs a little help with being collared and I am not talking bout lipstick…. The best way to deal with that is to strike while the “iron’s hot”! No more skirting the issue! Sock it to him and let him know you are far from being a push-over: that story does not wash and you will not have the wool pulled over your eyes. Stick it to him and show him that the Ladies of Sosaria refuse to be hampered by some ole wives tale passed down through the years. Be the woman you are and hold true to your spotless record as he airs his dirty laundry (of which I hope you are insisting he do)…
Cheering you on!


The Peddler-January
Others are sensitive, and their feelings are easily hurt this morning. This is the day you’ve been waiting for.
The Mongbat-February
Remember, people who live in grass houses should not throw hot objects.
The Phoenix-March
The five second rule had been effectively doubled for you. You may now safely consume food items dropped on the ground if picked up within 10 seconds.
The Sea Dragon-April:
Be particularly prepared this week…. By keeping your lantern filled with Captain Decamp’s Fish Oil. **
   ** this horoscope prediction sponsored by Captain Decamp Fish Oil. Burns longer. Burns safer.
The Hermit -May
You have become too predictable lately. See? I knew you were going to say that.
The Llama-June
If you can’t join them, then beat them.. ruthlessly.
The Ancient Wyrm-July
Remember, every person gets to sell out just 3 times in life. If you have sold out twice already, plan out carefully on how you will sell out your last time. If you have sold out only once, then all the better.
The Anvil-August
When life gives you lemons, you can be certain that it’s a conspiracy by the sugar producers to exploit recipients of cheap 3 gp lemons (which mysteriously just happen to fall into their hands, by the way) to coerce them to make lemon-aide using their obscenely marked up sacks of sugar. I mean, like 500 gp a sack. It’s just criminal. Stop being a pawn of the oppressive sugar cartels keeping their jackboots on the faces of the people. Down with the sugar cartels!
The Weaver-September
The flagon with the dragon holds the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.  This phrase will become very useful to you in the near future.
The Wisp-October
You will directly confront something that has been hidden, forgotten, or ignored for a long time. It could be a past relationship that went sour. It could be a powerful evil entity imprisoned in the darkness that you unwittingly release upon the world. You’re probably thinking, “Yeah, that relationship sucked. I hope I never see that person again.”
The Unicorn-November
A mystic llama herder will visit your town and will personally unfold for you the secrets to the universe in all of it’s majesty. Offer void where prohibited.
The Wanderer-December
Remember when you were told years ago that if you sneezed with your eyes opened, your eyeballs would pop out, and you didn’t believe them? Well guess what?
That’s exacly what happens, and it isn’t pretty. You will actually see the surprised look on your own face for just a split second… Just kidding.. You will buy a nice hat this week, and you will receive a ton of compliments on your new look, and will feel very confident about your latest fashion statement.

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Account Center Maintenance – 01/25


We will bring down the Account Center for a maintenance tomorrow, Wednesday January 25th, at 8am EST (14:00 CET). During the maintenance you will not be able to change subscription or redeem game codes.

At the moment we anticipate the Account Center to be back online at 1:00pm EST (19:00 CET).

Thank you for your understanding.

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Account Center Maintenance – 08/07

We will bring down the Account Center for a short maintenance tomorrow, Tuesday August 7th, at 8am EDT (14:00 CEST). During the maintenance you will not be able to change subscription or redeem game codes.
At the moment we anticipate the Account Center to be back online at 11:45am EDT (17:45 CEST).

Thank you for your understanding.